Sunday 25 May 2014

11. Midlife Crisis


The Pendragon Legacy
Midlife Crisis

We last left the Pendragons celebrating the birthdays of Clare and Martin.  Let’s see how they look as teens shall we!



First up is Martin who gained the Dramatic trait.



And then Clare who gained the Disciplined trait.

I think they turned out rather well J



Butler Michael was having problems keeping some of the guests in line.

Butler Michael: What are you doing up here?!  All guests are to limit themselves to the first two floors!  This was made clear on arrival!  And yet here you are, wandering around the master bedroom touching stuff!

Purple Haired Girl:  But I didn’t touch anything!  I was just going to use the bathroom; the other ones have people in!



Butler Michael:  That’s what they all say, “Oooh I was just looking for the bathroom; my kitty ran up the stairs” then next thing you know half the furniture is missing and the next time you see it it’s up on Simbay!

Purple Haired Girl:  You realise I’m only 8 right?

Butler Michael:  You may have accomplices!

Purple Haired Girl:  I think I’ll just go and see if the other bathroom is free. *backs away slowly*



Martin had found a maternal side on becoming a teen and left the party to spend time with his little sister.



He even took the time to help her with her walking.

Martin: Okay Destiny, I’m going to let go of your hands..

Destiny:  Nooo!  Me fall down!

Martin: Now don’t worry; I’ll be here to catch you.  You’re a big brave girl!  Ready?

Destiny: ‘Kay.  But if I fall I be biting yous ankles!



Clare had discovered no such instinct.  She was just pleased to be able to use the grown up equipment to further her athletic skills.



I think she might need a bit of practice!



Kami’s hormones were playing havoc and she was obsessed with making drinks.



Lots of drinks!



Dillon and Galen were playing tag in the snow.

Dillon: Dad!  You’re cheating!

Galen: How!?

Dillon: We agreed no genie powers!

Galen: Really?  I didn’t hear that.  Tag!  You’re it!



Martin was spending a lot of time with Destiny and she loved the attention.



The only time he could be persuaded to do other things was while she was sleeping.  In those hours he decided to learn sculpting.



Clare liked to rest her aching muscles in the sauna room between exercising.



The time had finally come to welcome the new addition to the Pendragon clan.



Kami: Julian, be a dear and tell your father to meet me at the hospital.

Julian: Wha!  OMG!  Are you having a baby!

Kami: What. Only just noticed? *laughs*



Julian: No, I...I mean... have fun!

Kami: Yes dear, your father?

Julian: Yes, of course. *slaps himself on forehead* Have fun?  Have fun!  I’m an idiot!  Daaaadddd!



Once Julian finally pulled himself together he ran off to tell Galen the message.  Using his genie powers Galen reached the hospital first.



Galen:  What took ya?

Kami:  If I wasn’t in so much pain right now I would slap you!



Its twins!!  Welcome Grayson (witch) and Jonas (genie)!

Grayson rolled the Clumsy and Absent Minded traits.

Jonas rolled the Hates the Outdoors and Couch Potato traits.

*Head…desk*



To celebrate the arrival of the twins and Snow Day, Julian decided to throw a party.



Martin:  I think I’ll make some drinks for our guests.

No.  Please don’t.  There are already plenty of drinks.

Martin: Can’t have people going thirsty now can we!

Really?!  



Martin was persuaded (yes by me and my all powerful mouse!) to play the piano for the guests as they arrived.



Which meant it was up to Clare to see to Destiny when she awoke.

Destiny: Waaaa!  Where’s Martin?!  Don’t you touch me!

Clare: She hates me!  What do I do?

Just grab her quick while she’s not looking!

Clare: What if she bites?

Look, I’m not going to lie to you.  It’s a possibility.  Just get her down on the floor and give her a bottle as quick as you can.

Clare: Okay.  I’m going in!

Good luck!



Clare successfully removed Destiny from the crib without injury.  Destiny soon calmed down and headed off to play with her dolls house.

Destiny: You is sister dolly and I bites yous head of! Nomnomnomnom!

Yikes!



Clare: I don’t know how you cope with that little brat!

Martin: She’s not a brat sis.  You just need to know how to talk to her.

Clare: Well I think I will leave that up to you in future!



The party had finally begun and Poppy arrived.

Martin:  Hi Poppy.  Julian is around somewh….

Dillon: Poppy and Julian sitting in a tree.  K.i.s.s.i.n.g!

Martin: DILLON!



Martin: Apologise to Poppy.

Dillon: Shant.

Martin:  Dillon!

Poppy: It’s okay Martin, thanks.  I’ll just go find Julian.



Poppy: There you are!

Julian: Are you okay?  You look a little flushed.

Poppy: I’m fine.  Really.  You want to dance?



Peanut: Ha ha! She dances like a drunken squirrel!

Julian: *under his breath* shut up Peanut!

Poppy:  Did you say something?

Julian: Ah, um.  Your hair looks nice.

Poppy: Why thank you!



Seriously people.  STOP MAKING DRINKS!



Destiny:  Hello wobot.  You are going to be my wobot bruvor and I is going to hugs you and hugs you till yous eyes pop out.

I’m getting a little worried about this one!


Julian: Look Poppy, mistletoe.

Poppy: *gasp*

Peanut: Don’t do it!!



Peanut: Ugh!  He’s doing it!  I can’t watch.



With the party still in full swing it was time for the teens to attend prom.



Martin got crowned prom king and got romantically involved with someone called Sophie Dwyer.  Don’t get too attached there Martin, I have plans for you! ;)



Julian and Poppy had a fantastic time and Poppy asked Julian to go steady.  He said yes!



Clare was crowned prom queen, got in a few fights and hooked up with Orion Lawless.  I can’t see that relationship going anywhere either ;)






Destiny’s witch powers were starting to show and she was getting confused by her disappearing/reappearing toys.



Clare decided to see if her luck with her new brothers was the same as with Destiny.

Clare: Well he’s not crying.




Clare: Look!  He likes me!



Martin was also bonding with his new siblings.

Clare:  What is it with you and children?




Martin:  Oh Clare.  Look at them!  They are just adorable!  I can’t wait to get married and have my own.  I think Sophie would make a great mother.

Maybe so, but not to your children!

Martin: What!  What did she say?

Nothing my dear boy.  But I have plans for you. Mwahahahahaha!

Martin: Voice.  You scare me.


What?  I don’t know what you mean ;)



Clare: That’s enough of children for me for one day.  Time to chillax.



Martin had been practicing hard on his guitar and had started composing his own songs.



Martin: Hey sis, listen to this.  I call it Baby Love.

Clare: Not now Martin I’m training.

Martin: Okay, here it goes.



Martin:  Small and squishy, button nose.  Little fingers little toes. You take me to a place I love, so dear to me my turtle dove.  Baby baby my baby love.  Your eyes so…

Clare: MARTIN!

Martin: You’re right.  It needs work.



Since making things official at the prom, Julian and Poppy were in constant communication and their relationship was growing stronger.



Martin had decided to take Destiny out into the snow for walking lessons.

Martin:  See, the snow is all soft so it will be fun when you fall.

Destiny: But it cold!

Martin:  Then you had best learn quick little lady.



Julian had found a snake in the garden and caught it to keep as a pet.  He called it Jin.



Moss: Hey little sis you’re walking!

Destiny: Yuss had to or the cold bite me.

Moss: Oookkkaaayyy.



Destiny: Hey brudda can I’s play with your dolly?

Dillon: Umm sorry Destiny Bobo is broken.

Destiny: He not look broked

Dillon:  well he is.



Moss:  OMG!  The plate is glowing!  What did I just eat!

It’s just the full moon Moss.

Moss: Full moon?  Oh no!  I’m going to turn into a werewolf!  Muuuummmmm!

No, I mean, wait!  *sigh*



Destiny:  So Bobo not broken now?

Dillon: He’s still broken.



Destiny: But yous is playings with Bobo.

Dillon: Uh, no.  I’m just singing to him to make him better.

Destiny: Awws yous is doing good things brudda.



Clare:  Come on Destiny leave your brother alone.

Destiny:  Puts me downs or I’s bites yous nose.

Clare:  Okay, down you go!



Dillon:  OMG!  Moss!  No!



Moss:  What?

Dillon:  Get away from the dishwasher!

Moss: Why?   I’m not doing anything.

Dillon:  Dishwashers are bad, they kill people!

Moss: Oh don’t be so silly!



Dillon:  Julian!  Moss is playing by the dishwasher!

Julian: So?

Dillon:  But it kills people!



Julian:  Now is he playing with the dishwasher in any way?

Dillon: No.  But…

Julian:  Then he will be fine.  Just remember to never play with it, being next to it won’t hurt you.

Dillon:  You sure?

Julian:  Positive.



The drink making is getting out of hand!



Clare had decided to try her hand at science.



Martin was working on his musical skills.



While Julian chatted to Poppy on Simbook.



Galen had decided to sketch Moss in the snow.


Galen: Quit wriggling!



Moss: I’m not wriggling I’m shivering!  Did I have to do this in my PJs?


Galen:  It creates a good look.  You really shout superhero with that pose!



It was Kami’s birthday and she had been invited to a friend’s party.

Kami:  You sure you don’t mind me going?

Galen: It’s your birthday go enjoy yourself!



Kami:  Right I’m off to get ready.

Galen: Have fun!



Kami arrived at the party a little late.



And the sparkles appeared before she could get in the house.



Kami:  Ohhhh!  I’m old!!!

Oh dear.  Midlife crisis alert!



Rather than enjoying the rest of the party, Kami spent the evening looking for wrinkles.



Kami was finding it hard coping with her recent birthday and spent her time moping around watching telly when she wasn’t checking her face in the mirror.



Galen tried to cheer her up by building her a snowman.



Galen: Kami come look, I built you a snowman.

Kami: I can’t go outside looking like this.

Galen:  Like what?

Kami:  All old and wrinkly.

Galen: *sigh*



The teens helped out with the younger children.



Dillon: Mum’s better at this you know.  She does the voices.

Martin:   I can do the voices.

Dillon: It’s just not the same.



Galen tried painting Kami a picture to cheer her up.  But nothing seemed to work.



Galen:  I’m worried about you Kami.  All you do is mope around the house; you don’t spend any time with the kids.  They miss you.  I miss you!



Kami: You just don’t understand!  You’re still young and handsome!  I’ve got wrinkles and I’m all bloaty, I’m just not me anymore.



Galen: You’re beautiful!  You don’t have wrinkles and your body is perfect.  Please come back to us Kami.



Peanut:  Hahaha!  Look at that funny looking thing over there!  It looks ridiculous!



Julian:  That’s your reflection in the window Peanut.

Peanut: Oh.



Kami had finally ventured out of the house, if only to tend her precious garden.  She just couldn’t explain why she felt so low.  She knew it was silly but couldn’t help it.



Galen had finally figured out how to get rid of all the drinks lying around the house.  Genie clean!



Martin:  You know dad just cleaned up all the drinks right. 

Julian:  So?

Martin:  So don’t you think he will be mad you’re making more?


Julian: Nah, I’ll just clean it up before he sees it!



Martin:  Well if that’s the case.  Move over bro I’ve got some mixing to do!



Kami had finally changed out of her swimsuit but was not happy.

Kami:  Look at me!  You can see every roll of fat.  I look like a sack of potatoes in this jumper!



Galen had brought home a gift he received from an exotic client at the restaurant and given it to Clare.



Clare: Thank you dad!  I love it!



Clare: I will master you training dummy!



Butler Michael:  What’s all that squawking?

Ah, that would be Clare.  Galen brought home a SimFu training dummy.

Butler Michael: Cool.



She did quite well for her first go!



Julian:  Hey I thought we were playing chess?

Martin:  I got bored of waiting for you to take your turn.



Galen had been offered a job by City Hall to brighten up the park with his street art skills.  He was only too happy to accept.



Everyone was very impressed with his work.



Kami was starting to feel better about herself after a trip to the salon and a change of wardrobe.  For once she didn’t face the mirror with fear.



Soon it was time for Galen to join Kami in adulthood.



But Galen was about to find out what Kami had been feeling as he hit a midlife crisis of his own.



Kami: Whoa!  What was that for?



Galen:  I’m sorry I was so insensitive.  I know how it feels now.  Forgive me?



Kami: Always.  We can get through this together now.

Clare: Oh please!  Ewwww!  Do you have to?  I’m right here!



With the snow finally cleared the kids were back at school and this meant homework.



Clare:  Seriously I’m a genius and this doesn’t make sense!



Julian:  How you going there Dillon?

Dillon:  Don’t ask.



Moss: If I keep staring at it maybe it will magically do itself.



Kami had reached the grumpy stage of her midlife crisis.


Kami:  Kids get in here and help your mother!



Clare:  How long do you think mum and dad will be like this?  They are driving me nuts!

Julian:  I don’t know.  Hopefully not too long.

Martin:  What?  I think it’s great looking after the little ones!


Clare & Julian: SHUT UP MARTIN!





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